DVD, Smallville S8 (Power)
I've finally worked it out: Lana is mad. She's insane, probably driven to it by her time at the Luthor Mansion, her various mind-altering experiences with all kinds of phenomena taking her over, and just being around Clark Kent. But now she's taken the biscuit, or more precisely the special super-soldier technology Lex had going on a while back. She's burned off a layer of skin all over her body, and had a new one grafted on to give her superhuman powers. So she can save the world. Really? Is that what being around Clark all these years has made her realise? That the only way to make a difference is to have special powers and the ability to fight people? It's sad, but I think this must be the new low point of the season, it's got no solid ground, instead going back to the old habit of throwing stuff at the wall and hoping something will stick, without any sense of story or purpose, just cranking out another episode. People rush around doing stuff that is meaningless, they say ridiculous things, and there are no consequences. As Lana says about Lex, though, credit where credit is due: I was initially interested in her involvement in the mysterious experiment by old 'favourite' Dr. Groll. What was going to happen to her, would this procedure work, what would it do to her? Well, it made her practically Supergirl, so that's that. Get rid of Clark and watch the adventures of Lana Lang, The Orange Blur…
I will say this for Allison Mack, on directing duties, just as Tom Welling had been previously, she does the work confidently with lots of nice transitions between present day and flashbacks to seven months ago, and onward, when Lana left Clark a recording explaining her absence. There was nothing wrong with the directing, but even the best Director in the world couldn't save such a badly written 'story' as this. We learn that Lana didn't make the sob story tape for Clark of her own volition, it was under duress, but it was okay because she escaped Mercer's goons and sought out a master to learn the ways of the force. (She could take on two or three specially trained Luthor agents and still needed more training?). Yeah, well, a retired teacher who just happened to toughen up Green Berets, and is happy pootling around in a grimy workshop waiting for the time when his redemption draws near (in the form of little girl lost, Lana). He then teaches her to push herself further than she could before by taking ice baths and holding scalding chimney pots, all because Lana tells him that by helping her he'll be helping the world. Oh well, in that case I'll definitely help you! She wasn't ready for power before, but now she deems that she is ready mentally, physically, emotionally… What he should have done is got her committed, but instead he's happy to help, even going so far as to join her cause!
He 'infiltrates' LuthorCorp by getting a job there. How? Just asks, I suppose, or maybe a vacancy came up that he just happened to be suited for. Or maybe he used Lana's tactic and told Mercer (or whomever hired him), that if she hired him she'd be helping the world. Unlike other times, Mercer didn't thoroughly vet him and find out what sort of man he was. So he was able to filch intel for Lana, rather than getting her the help she needed, encouraging her delusion. Dr. Groll agrees with the logic she propounds, too, that letting Lex have the Prometheus suit would be terrible for the world, whereas, Lana is the perfect candidate, presumably being so pure of heart, and good, and kind. Or was it just that she felt she was now mentally, physically, emotionally ready. Why did he not tell her to leave him alone and stop interfering? Scientific curiosity? He so badly wanted to see his invention (which hadn't even been tested on rodents yet), come to fruition he was willing to test it on a lunatic? Lana even seems crazy when she talks to Mercer, creepily calm as she convinces her to follow the path of good. What, everyone should get a special suit so they can battle the forces of the world? Logic has never been a strong point on the series, but people just accept what Lana says, she just gets what she wants, and it all ends smoochily, back into the Clark/Lana spiral of doom. Will it ever end? Even Kristin Kreuk leaving the series hasn't prevented this from rearing its ugly head again. It's just a question of what will cause the break up this time. How exciting…
There's also the amazing fact that Lana recovers instantly from the devastating full-body, untried, untested procedure, even though Tess shoots the sensitive scientific equipment she's supposedly depending on, able to immediately smash through the glass wall at superspeed. Add to all this awful 'narrative' a heavily continuity-led story all about old technology (Project Ares; Prometheus) and those involved in developing them (Dr. Groll), as well as a needlessly gruesome scene in which Tess kicks her rival until she's got blood all over her face (that's got to be some kicking!), having just belted him with a statue, and he's presumably dead (something tells me Oliver and Clark wouldn't approve, even if he was about to shoot her), and you also have an uncomfortable watch as well as a stupid one. We didn't really care that much why Lana went missing, certainly not enough to make a whole episode showing the precarious jumps in logic and narrative that got her to where she ends up by the final minutes of this one! It hurts even more after the good episode we got with 'Bulletproof.' And I have no idea what's going on with Jimmy, Lois and Queen, it's almost as if they've been written out of the show they've been gone so long.
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